have you ever had that feeling that you really wanna workout to get a flat stomach… but you also just wanna eat pizza and watch netflix.
*casually fucks up every good thing that happens to me*
being too lazy to breathe will probably be the cause of my death tbh
how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u
lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”
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ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children
Eventually we’re just gonna have to accept “ducking” as a swear word